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The Who Ate All The Pussy tee from Unethical Threads. Someone at the cookout had to ask, and now you can wear the question that clears a room (or makes it way more interesting). Inappropriate? Obviously. Funny? Every single time.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who peaked in humor, not maturity. This is the shirt for the friend who always takes it one step too far, and everyone loves them for it.
Cookouts, bar crawls, fantasy football drafts, that buddy's divorce party. You know the occasions. If you have to ask whether you can pull it off, you probably can't. But you clicked this far, so you're probably fine.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume
Unisex relaxed fit from S through 4XL
Crew neck (because a V-neck would be trying too hard)
DTG print that holds its color wash after wash
Soft enough to sleep in after you've been kicked out of the party
Is This Going to Offend Someone?
Yes. That's the entire point.
If everyone at the table laughs, you're at the wrong table. This shirt separates the people with a sense of humor from the people who write Yelp reviews about "the atmosphere." Wear it to the right crowd and you're a legend. Wear it to brunch with your in-laws and, well, you already know how that ends.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. The relaxed unisex fit runs true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.
Will the print crack or fade?
No. The DTG (direct to garment) print soaks into the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up wash after wash.
Is this a good gag gift?
One of our most gifted shirts. Bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant, or just because your friend deserves to own this question.
What sizes are available?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.
Is the shirt comfortable for all-day wear?
Very. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit means it's not clingy, not stiff, and soft enough to forget you're wearing it (even if nobody else will).
Who Actually Wears This?
People who peaked in humor, not maturity. This is the shirt for the friend who always takes it one step too far, and everyone loves them for it.
Cookouts, bar crawls, fantasy football drafts, that buddy's divorce party. You know the occasions. If you have to ask whether you can pull it off, you probably can't. But you clicked this far, so you're probably fine.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume
Unisex relaxed fit from S through 4XL
Crew neck (because a V-neck would be trying too hard)
DTG print that holds its color wash after wash
Soft enough to sleep in after you've been kicked out of the party
Is This Going to Offend Someone?
Yes. That's the entire point.
If everyone at the table laughs, you're at the wrong table. This shirt separates the people with a sense of humor from the people who write Yelp reviews about "the atmosphere." Wear it to the right crowd and you're a legend. Wear it to brunch with your in-laws and, well, you already know how that ends.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. The relaxed unisex fit runs true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.
Will the print crack or fade?
No. The DTG (direct to garment) print soaks into the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up wash after wash.
Is this a good gag gift?
One of our most gifted shirts. Bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant, or just because your friend deserves to own this question.
What sizes are available?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.
Is the shirt comfortable for all-day wear?
Very. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit means it's not clingy, not stiff, and soft enough to forget you're wearing it (even if nobody else will).
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