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If you've ever canceled plans because your stomach decided to betray you, this is your uniform.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your stomach after Taco Tuesday\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for bloating, we get it)\u003cbr\u003eClassic crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed so the design outlasts your digestive confidence\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-shrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely.\u003cbr\u003eIf you know someone who always has a \"stomach thing,\" this is the move. Everyone knows that person. Maybe you are that person. Wrapping up a Tummy Ache Survivor shirt says \"I see your suffering and I think it's hilarious.\" Which is really the foundation of any solid friendship.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat sizes does the Tummy Ache Survivor shirt come in?\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Plenty of room for whatever got you into this mess.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003cbr\u003ePre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the design locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft enough for couch recovery, sturdy enough for public appearances.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan I wear this to the doctor?\u003cbr\u003eYou can. 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