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It also works surprisingly well on dates if you're the kind of person who filters for sense of humor early.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through gas station special\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because good puns don't discriminate by body type\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrew neck classic cut, nothing weird going on\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed so the joke stays crisp through every wash cycle your mom's basement laundry setup can throw at it\u003cbr\u003ePairs well with cargo shorts and absolutely no self-awareness\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003cbr\u003eIt's a great gift. Possibly too great.\u003cbr\u003eIf you know someone who collects model trains, builds model cars, or has ever used the phrase \"it's to scale\" in casual conversation, this shirt will make their entire month. Wrap it in newspaper for maximum energy. Warning: the recipient will wear it to every gathering for the next six months and retell the same joke each time. That's not a bug, that's a feature.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003cbr\u003eDoes the shirt actually show a kid with model trains?Yes. The design features a kid playing with a model train set. That's the whole joke. You get it or you don't.\u003cbr\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003cbr\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label and you're fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't cook it on high heat like a frozen pizza.\u003cbr\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?No. It's DTG (direct to garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It'll outlast your last relationship.\u003cbr\u003eCan I wear this to work?Depends on your workplace. 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