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The Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who looked at their model train set and chose violence. It's a pun. It's a lifestyle. And if you have to explain it, the person you're talking to isn't worth your time.
Who actually wears this?
Dads. Uncles. That one friend who thinks wordplay is a competitive sport.
This is the shirt for people who own the bit. You wore it to the family barbecue, your nephew snorted milk out of his nose, and that's enough validation for the rest of the year. It also works surprisingly well on dates if you're the kind of person who filters for sense of humor early.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through gas station special
Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because good puns don't discriminate by body type
Crew neck classic cut, nothing weird going on
DTG printed so the joke stays crisp through every wash cycle your mom's basement laundry setup can throw at it
Pairs well with cargo shorts and absolutely no self-awareness
Is this actually a good gift?
It's a great gift. Possibly too great.
If you know someone who collects model trains, builds model cars, or has ever used the phrase "it's to scale" in casual conversation, this shirt will make their entire month. Wrap it in newspaper for maximum energy. Warning: the recipient will wear it to every gathering for the next six months and retell the same joke each time. That's not a bug, that's a feature.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the shirt actually show a kid with model trains?Yes. The design features a kid playing with a model train set. That's the whole joke. You get it or you don't.
What sizes does this come in?S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will this shrink in the wash?It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label and you're fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't cook it on high heat like a frozen pizza.
Is the print going to crack or peel?No. It's DTG (direct to garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It'll outlast your last relationship.
Can I wear this to work?Depends on your workplace. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work at a model train shop, you're legally required to.
Who actually wears this?
Dads. Uncles. That one friend who thinks wordplay is a competitive sport.
This is the shirt for people who own the bit. You wore it to the family barbecue, your nephew snorted milk out of his nose, and that's enough validation for the rest of the year. It also works surprisingly well on dates if you're the kind of person who filters for sense of humor early.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through gas station special
Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because good puns don't discriminate by body type
Crew neck classic cut, nothing weird going on
DTG printed so the joke stays crisp through every wash cycle your mom's basement laundry setup can throw at it
Pairs well with cargo shorts and absolutely no self-awareness
Is this actually a good gift?
It's a great gift. Possibly too great.
If you know someone who collects model trains, builds model cars, or has ever used the phrase "it's to scale" in casual conversation, this shirt will make their entire month. Wrap it in newspaper for maximum energy. Warning: the recipient will wear it to every gathering for the next six months and retell the same joke each time. That's not a bug, that's a feature.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the shirt actually show a kid with model trains?Yes. The design features a kid playing with a model train set. That's the whole joke. You get it or you don't.
What sizes does this come in?S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will this shrink in the wash?It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label and you're fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't cook it on high heat like a frozen pizza.
Is the print going to crack or peel?No. It's DTG (direct to garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It'll outlast your last relationship.
Can I wear this to work?Depends on your workplace. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work at a model train shop, you're legally required to.
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