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It's the shirt you throw on when you want everyone at the cookout to know exactly what kind of person you are before you even open your mouth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives range day, date night, and the morning after\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good times come in all sizes\u003cbr\u003eCrew neck, because you're inappropriate, not a V-neck guy at the club\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't be\u003cbr\u003eMachine washable, which is more than we can say for your reputation\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. That's kind of the point.\u003cbr\u003eThe Shooting Guns And Spreading Buns Tee isn't for family brunch (unless your family is cool). 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