Product features
The Shooting Guns And Spreading Buns Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose weekend involves both the range and the bedroom. Maybe not in that order. Priorities are personal.
Who actually wears this?
People who own at least one firearm and zero shame.
If your hobbies include marksmanship and making questionable life choices, this tee is basically a uniform. It's the shirt you throw on when you want everyone at the cookout to know exactly what kind of person you are before you even open your mouth.
Heavyweight cotton that survives range day, date night, and the morning after
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good times come in all sizes
Crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not a V-neck guy at the club
DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't be
Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your reputation
Will this offend someone?
Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.
The Shooting Guns And Spreading Buns Tee isn't for family brunch (unless your family is cool). It's for the people who get it, and the people who don't were never going to like you anyway.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt actually about guns and butts?Yes. Both. At the same time or separately, we don't judge your schedule.
What sizes does the Shooting Guns And Spreading Buns Tee come in?S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on every body type.
Does the print crack or fade after washing?No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash. Your dignity is another story.
Is this a good gift for someone?If they laugh at inappropriate jokes and own a gun safe, this is the perfect gift. If they clutch pearls, maybe get them a candle instead.
What's the shirt made of?Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Thick enough to feel premium, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.
Who actually wears this?
People who own at least one firearm and zero shame.
If your hobbies include marksmanship and making questionable life choices, this tee is basically a uniform. It's the shirt you throw on when you want everyone at the cookout to know exactly what kind of person you are before you even open your mouth.
Heavyweight cotton that survives range day, date night, and the morning after
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good times come in all sizes
Crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not a V-neck guy at the club
DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't be
Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your reputation
Will this offend someone?
Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.
The Shooting Guns And Spreading Buns Tee isn't for family brunch (unless your family is cool). It's for the people who get it, and the people who don't were never going to like you anyway.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt actually about guns and butts?Yes. Both. At the same time or separately, we don't judge your schedule.
What sizes does the Shooting Guns And Spreading Buns Tee come in?S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on every body type.
Does the print crack or fade after washing?No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash. Your dignity is another story.
Is this a good gift for someone?If they laugh at inappropriate jokes and own a gun safe, this is the perfect gift. If they clutch pearls, maybe get them a candle instead.
What's the shirt made of?Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Thick enough to feel premium, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.
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