Product features
The Pussy Builds Strong Bones tee is Unethical Threads' public service announcement for anyone who takes their calcium intake personally. Heavyweight cotton, full DTG print, and the kind of nutritional advice you won't find on a cereal box. You already know if this is your shirt.
Who actually wears this?
People who think innuendo is a love language. This is for the person in your friend group who says the thing everyone else was thinking. The one whose texts would get read aloud in court someday. If you've ever made a nurse laugh during a physical, congratulations, you're the target demographic.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because strong bones come in all sizes
Classic crew neck, nothing fancy, nothing wrong with that
DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid even after your mom washes it trying to make it disappear
Pre-shrunk fabric, because surprises belong in the joke, not the fit
Is this a good gift?
It's a perfect gift for someone you actually like. Not your coworker. Not your boss. The friend who sends you memes at 2 AM that you can't open in public. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself the second they unfold it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Pussy Builds Strong Bones shirt true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.
Will this shirt fade after washing?
No. The DTG print is made to hold color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles regular wear just fine.
Does this come in other colors?
This listing is for the black version. Check our store for other colorways and similar designs.
Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We've seen people wear it to barbecues, bars, and the occasional PTA meeting. Results vary.
Can I wear this to work?
We can't stop you. But if HR calls, we don't know you.
Who actually wears this?
People who think innuendo is a love language. This is for the person in your friend group who says the thing everyone else was thinking. The one whose texts would get read aloud in court someday. If you've ever made a nurse laugh during a physical, congratulations, you're the target demographic.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because strong bones come in all sizes
Classic crew neck, nothing fancy, nothing wrong with that
DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid even after your mom washes it trying to make it disappear
Pre-shrunk fabric, because surprises belong in the joke, not the fit
Is this a good gift?
It's a perfect gift for someone you actually like. Not your coworker. Not your boss. The friend who sends you memes at 2 AM that you can't open in public. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself the second they unfold it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Pussy Builds Strong Bones shirt true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.
Will this shirt fade after washing?
No. The DTG print is made to hold color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles regular wear just fine.
Does this come in other colors?
This listing is for the black version. Check our store for other colorways and similar designs.
Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We've seen people wear it to barbecues, bars, and the occasional PTA meeting. Results vary.
Can I wear this to work?
We can't stop you. But if HR calls, we don't know you.
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