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The My Tummy Hurts Mad At Government tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone running on two simultaneous crises at all times. Your stomach is wrecked, the country is wrecked, and you're just out here trying to get through a Tuesday. This shirt gets it.
Who Actually Wears This?
You. The person doom-scrolling at 2 AM with acid reflux.
The group chat's designated political ranter who also can't eat dairy anymore. It's a Venn diagram of gastrointestinal distress and civic frustration, and the overlap is basically everyone under 45. If you've ever said "my tummy hurts" and meant it physically, emotionally, and politically all at once, this is your uniform.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because rage and tummy issues are universal
Classic crew neck for maximum "I am casual but furious" energy
DTG printed so the art stays sharp through every wash and existential crisis
Pre-shrunk so it still fits after you stress-eat your feelings
Is This a Good Gift?
Honestly, yes.
If someone in your life has ever texted "my stomach hurts" and "I hate it here" in the same message thread, you already know their size. This is the gift that says "I see you and your suffering, and I think it's funny." Works for birthdays, holidays, or any random Tuesday when the news cycle makes you want to lie on the floor.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.
What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.
Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It lasts.
Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work in government, even better.
Is this appropriate as a gift?
If you know someone who complains about their stomach and the government in equal measure, this is the most thoughtful thing you'll ever buy them.
Who Actually Wears This?
You. The person doom-scrolling at 2 AM with acid reflux.
The group chat's designated political ranter who also can't eat dairy anymore. It's a Venn diagram of gastrointestinal distress and civic frustration, and the overlap is basically everyone under 45. If you've ever said "my tummy hurts" and meant it physically, emotionally, and politically all at once, this is your uniform.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because rage and tummy issues are universal
Classic crew neck for maximum "I am casual but furious" energy
DTG printed so the art stays sharp through every wash and existential crisis
Pre-shrunk so it still fits after you stress-eat your feelings
Is This a Good Gift?
Honestly, yes.
If someone in your life has ever texted "my stomach hurts" and "I hate it here" in the same message thread, you already know their size. This is the gift that says "I see you and your suffering, and I think it's funny." Works for birthdays, holidays, or any random Tuesday when the news cycle makes you want to lie on the floor.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.
What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.
Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It lasts.
Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work in government, even better.
Is this appropriate as a gift?
If you know someone who complains about their stomach and the government in equal measure, this is the most thoughtful thing you'll ever buy them.
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