Product features
The My Tummy Hurts But Really Brave About It shirt is for everyone who's ever dramatically clutched their stomach and still showed up to work, brunch, or their own birthday party. Unethical Threads made this one for the chronically uncomfortable and impossibly resilient. You know who you are.
Who actually wears this?
People with anxiety stomachs, IBS warriors, and anyone whose body has decided that existing is a full-contact sport. It's the shirt you throw on when you're powering through something your gut explicitly told you not to do. Comfort eating at a buffet. Running late because you couldn't leave the bathroom. Living your best life at maybe 60% capacity.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper costume
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bravery comes in all sizes
Crew neck, because you're suffering enough without a collar situation
DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color through every wash
Pre-shrunk fabric, so the fit stays honest even when your stomach doesn't
Is this a good gift?
Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever texted "my tummy hurts" with the gravity of a war correspondent filing from the front lines, this is their shirt.
It's the kind of gift that makes people feel seen in the most ridiculous way possible. Better than a card. Funnier than flowers. Actually useful.
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes does the My Tummy Hurts shirt come in?
Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it's comfortable even when your stomach isn't.
Is this shirt soft?
It's heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Thick enough to last, soft enough to live in.
Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever your gut is doing to you.
Is this appropriate to wear in public?
It's a shirt about having a stomachache. If that offends someone, they have bigger problems than your wardrobe.
Does Unethical Threads ship internationally?
Yes. Your tummy can hurt bravely in any country.
Who actually wears this?
People with anxiety stomachs, IBS warriors, and anyone whose body has decided that existing is a full-contact sport. It's the shirt you throw on when you're powering through something your gut explicitly told you not to do. Comfort eating at a buffet. Running late because you couldn't leave the bathroom. Living your best life at maybe 60% capacity.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper costume
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bravery comes in all sizes
Crew neck, because you're suffering enough without a collar situation
DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color through every wash
Pre-shrunk fabric, so the fit stays honest even when your stomach doesn't
Is this a good gift?
Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever texted "my tummy hurts" with the gravity of a war correspondent filing from the front lines, this is their shirt.
It's the kind of gift that makes people feel seen in the most ridiculous way possible. Better than a card. Funnier than flowers. Actually useful.
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes does the My Tummy Hurts shirt come in?
Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it's comfortable even when your stomach isn't.
Is this shirt soft?
It's heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Thick enough to last, soft enough to live in.
Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever your gut is doing to you.
Is this appropriate to wear in public?
It's a shirt about having a stomachache. If that offends someone, they have bigger problems than your wardrobe.
Does Unethical Threads ship internationally?
Yes. Your tummy can hurt bravely in any country.
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