Product features
The Forklift Certified Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who knows forklift certification is the most elite credential on the planet. Forget your degree. This shirt says you operate heavy machinery and you're ready to flex on every uncertified mortal in the room.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who've driven a forklift and people who desperately wish they had.
Warehouse workers, construction crews, anyone who puts Kodak on the forklift speakers. That one friend who makes the certification joke in the group chat at least twice a week. If you treat OSHA compliance like a personality trait, you already know this shirt is yours.
Heavyweight cotton that can survive a shift and still look sharp at the bar after
Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, even your buddy who "used to play linebacker")
Crew neck, because you're certified, not fancy
DTG print that holds its color through countless washes
Pairs well with steel toes and an inflated sense of self-worth
Is This Actually a Good Gift?
Yes.
If someone in your life has ever unironically bragged about being forklift certified, this is the only gift that matters. Birthday, Christmas, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. It works every time.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt actually for forklift drivers?It's for forklift drivers, aspiring forklift drivers, and anyone who treats forklift certification like it belongs on a resume. No actual certification required to purchase.
What sizes does the Forklift Certified Tee come in?S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.
Will the print fade after washing?No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.
Can I wear this to work?That depends entirely on your HR department's sense of humor. We believe in you, but we also believe in plausible deniability.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who've driven a forklift and people who desperately wish they had.
Warehouse workers, construction crews, anyone who puts Kodak on the forklift speakers. That one friend who makes the certification joke in the group chat at least twice a week. If you treat OSHA compliance like a personality trait, you already know this shirt is yours.
Heavyweight cotton that can survive a shift and still look sharp at the bar after
Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, even your buddy who "used to play linebacker")
Crew neck, because you're certified, not fancy
DTG print that holds its color through countless washes
Pairs well with steel toes and an inflated sense of self-worth
Is This Actually a Good Gift?
Yes.
If someone in your life has ever unironically bragged about being forklift certified, this is the only gift that matters. Birthday, Christmas, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. It works every time.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt actually for forklift drivers?It's for forklift drivers, aspiring forklift drivers, and anyone who treats forklift certification like it belongs on a resume. No actual certification required to purchase.
What sizes does the Forklift Certified Tee come in?S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.
Will the print fade after washing?No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.
Can I wear this to work?That depends entirely on your HR department's sense of humor. We believe in you, but we also believe in plausible deniability.
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