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The Ben Drankin' Tee from Unethical Threads puts Benjamin Franklin where he belongs: on your chest, holding a beer. History class never covered this part, and that's probably for the best. If you know, you know.
Who actually wears this?
People who think the founding fathers would've been fun at parties.
History buffs with a bar tab. The friend who shows up to a Fourth of July cookout already three beers deep and ready to quote the Constitution from memory. This is their uniform. You're either one of these people or you're buying it for one of these people, and either way, solid move.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after two wash cycles like that gas station tee you wore in college
Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for freedom (and food)
Crew neck. Classic. Clean. Like Ben would've wanted.
DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than most of your New Year's resolutions
Actually comfortable enough to nap in. Not that we're encouraging that.
Is this a good gift?
It's a great gift.
If someone in your life has ever said "I would've partied with the founding fathers" without a shred of irony, this is their shirt. Works for birthdays, holidays, bachelor parties, or just rewarding someone for being exactly who they are. If they don't laugh, you need funnier friends.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash it however you want.
Is this appropriate for Fourth of July?
It's the most appropriate thing you'll wear all day. Definitely more patriotic than whatever your uncle has on.
What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Soft but sturdy. Not the thin see-through stuff you'd find at a tourist trap.
Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work in an office, that's between you and HR.
Who actually wears this?
People who think the founding fathers would've been fun at parties.
History buffs with a bar tab. The friend who shows up to a Fourth of July cookout already three beers deep and ready to quote the Constitution from memory. This is their uniform. You're either one of these people or you're buying it for one of these people, and either way, solid move.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after two wash cycles like that gas station tee you wore in college
Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for freedom (and food)
Crew neck. Classic. Clean. Like Ben would've wanted.
DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than most of your New Year's resolutions
Actually comfortable enough to nap in. Not that we're encouraging that.
Is this a good gift?
It's a great gift.
If someone in your life has ever said "I would've partied with the founding fathers" without a shred of irony, this is their shirt. Works for birthdays, holidays, bachelor parties, or just rewarding someone for being exactly who they are. If they don't laugh, you need funnier friends.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash it however you want.
Is this appropriate for Fourth of July?
It's the most appropriate thing you'll wear all day. Definitely more patriotic than whatever your uncle has on.
What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. Soft but sturdy. Not the thin see-through stuff you'd find at a tourist trap.
Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If you work from home, absolutely. If you work in an office, that's between you and HR.
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