Product features
The Active Shooter t-shirt from Unethical Threads puts a basketball player front and center, letting the name do all the work. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, you're probably not shopping here anyway.
Who actually wears this?
People who think the best jokes make half the room uncomfortable. Basketball fans with a dark streak, group chat menaces, and the coworker HR already has a file on.
This is the shirt you throw on when you want to see who in the room is paying attention. It filters out the boring people fast.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a sad napkin with sleeves
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because dark humor comes in all sizes
Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
DTG printed so the graphic stays crisp and doesn't crack after three washes like some gas station iron-on
Machine washable. We're not animals.
Is this going to offend someone?
Almost certainly. But the design is literally a basketball player shooting a ball, so anyone who gets worked up is telling on themselves.
You're just a sports fan who appreciates a good double meaning. Plausible deniability has never looked this comfortable. Pair it with shorts, jeans, or the confidence of someone who stopped caring what strangers think.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Active Shooter shirt about basketball?
Yes. The design is a basketball player taking a shot. What you assumed it meant says more about you than us.
What sizes does this come in?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will this shirt get me in trouble?
We can't promise it won't. But if someone gets upset, just point at the basketball player and let them work through it on their own.
Is this a good gift?
If your friend loves dark humor and basketball, this is a no-brainer. If they don't have a sense of humor, maybe get them a candle.
Does the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the color locked in. Wash it, wear it, repeat.
Who actually wears this?
People who think the best jokes make half the room uncomfortable. Basketball fans with a dark streak, group chat menaces, and the coworker HR already has a file on.
This is the shirt you throw on when you want to see who in the room is paying attention. It filters out the boring people fast.
Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a sad napkin with sleeves
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because dark humor comes in all sizes
Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
DTG printed so the graphic stays crisp and doesn't crack after three washes like some gas station iron-on
Machine washable. We're not animals.
Is this going to offend someone?
Almost certainly. But the design is literally a basketball player shooting a ball, so anyone who gets worked up is telling on themselves.
You're just a sports fan who appreciates a good double meaning. Plausible deniability has never looked this comfortable. Pair it with shorts, jeans, or the confidence of someone who stopped caring what strangers think.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Active Shooter shirt about basketball?
Yes. The design is a basketball player taking a shot. What you assumed it meant says more about you than us.
What sizes does this come in?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will this shirt get me in trouble?
We can't promise it won't. But if someone gets upset, just point at the basketball player and let them work through it on their own.
Is this a good gift?
If your friend loves dark humor and basketball, this is a no-brainer. If they don't have a sense of humor, maybe get them a candle.
Does the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the color locked in. Wash it, wear it, repeat.
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