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The White Boy Of The Year Tee from Unethical Threads is the award nobody asked for but somebody clearly deserved. Self-deprecating, stupidly funny, and the kind of shirt that makes your friend group immediately start nominating candidates. You already know who it is.
Who actually wears this?
The guy who brings a Bluetooth speaker to every gathering without being asked. The one whose Spotify Wrapped was 40% Joe Rogan.
You know him. You might be him. This shirt is for anyone who can laugh at the archetype because they're either living it or standing next to it. It's self-aware humor, which is the only kind worth wearing.
Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your New Year's resolutions
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because the award is open to all body types
Classic crew neck, the official neckline of guys named Kyle
DTG printed directly into the fabric so the colors outlast your fantasy football league
Pre-shrunk, because you already have enough things working against you
Is this actually a good gift?
It might be the perfect gift. Every friend group has a White Boy Of The Year, and deep down, he knows it.
Hand him this shirt at the next cookout and watch the room erupt. Also works as a self-nomination, which honestly takes more guts.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will this shrink in the wash?It's pre-shrunk, so what you see is what you get. Wash cold, tumble dry low.
Is the print going to crack or fade?No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not some iron-on that peels after three washes.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit?Check our return policy page, but yes, we're not monsters.
Is this going to offend people?It's self-deprecating humor. If someone gets offended by a white guy making fun of white guys, that's a them problem.
Who actually wears this?
The guy who brings a Bluetooth speaker to every gathering without being asked. The one whose Spotify Wrapped was 40% Joe Rogan.
You know him. You might be him. This shirt is for anyone who can laugh at the archetype because they're either living it or standing next to it. It's self-aware humor, which is the only kind worth wearing.
Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your New Year's resolutions
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because the award is open to all body types
Classic crew neck, the official neckline of guys named Kyle
DTG printed directly into the fabric so the colors outlast your fantasy football league
Pre-shrunk, because you already have enough things working against you
Is this actually a good gift?
It might be the perfect gift. Every friend group has a White Boy Of The Year, and deep down, he knows it.
Hand him this shirt at the next cookout and watch the room erupt. Also works as a self-nomination, which honestly takes more guts.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will this shrink in the wash?It's pre-shrunk, so what you see is what you get. Wash cold, tumble dry low.
Is the print going to crack or fade?No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not some iron-on that peels after three washes.
Can I return it if it doesn't fit?Check our return policy page, but yes, we're not monsters.
Is this going to offend people?It's self-deprecating humor. If someone gets offended by a white guy making fun of white guys, that's a them problem.
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