Product features
The My Vehicle My Choice V2 Tee from Unethical Threads slaps a beer bottle and car keys on your chest and lets everyone else fill in the blanks. It's dark, it's inappropriate, and you already know if it's for you.
Who actually wears this?
People who think personal freedom extends to questionable decisions. Day drinkers, car meet regulars, the friend who always volunteers to drive and probably shouldn't.
If you've ever cracked a cold one in a parking lot and felt patriotic about it, this is your uniform.
Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it
Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (bad decisions come in all sizes)
Crew neck, because you're classy like that
DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after your 50th wash
Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after you swear you'll stop drinking next month
Is this actually a good gift?
Absolutely. It's a perfect gift for the friend who already has no filter.
If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, you need better friends. The My Vehicle My Choice V2 hits hardest when the person wearing it fully owns the joke.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt mean what I think it means?
Yes. And if you have to ask, maybe sit this one out.
What sizes does the My Vehicle My Choice V2 Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.
Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Throw it in the wash and stop worrying.
Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The colors hold up.
Can I wear this to a car meet?
That's basically what it was made for. You'll fit right in.
Who actually wears this?
People who think personal freedom extends to questionable decisions. Day drinkers, car meet regulars, the friend who always volunteers to drive and probably shouldn't.
If you've ever cracked a cold one in a parking lot and felt patriotic about it, this is your uniform.
Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it
Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (bad decisions come in all sizes)
Crew neck, because you're classy like that
DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after your 50th wash
Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after you swear you'll stop drinking next month
Is this actually a good gift?
Absolutely. It's a perfect gift for the friend who already has no filter.
If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, you need better friends. The My Vehicle My Choice V2 hits hardest when the person wearing it fully owns the joke.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt mean what I think it means?
Yes. And if you have to ask, maybe sit this one out.
What sizes does the My Vehicle My Choice V2 Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.
Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Throw it in the wash and stop worrying.
Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The colors hold up.
Can I wear this to a car meet?
That's basically what it was made for. You'll fit right in.
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