Product features
The I Don't Know Anatomy But I Know A Cunt When I See One tee from Unethical Threads is for people who skipped med school but got a PhD in reading the room. Your diagnostic skills lean more toward personality than biology, and this shirt says so.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who've met enough awful humans to develop a sixth sense for it. The friend who can clock someone's entire personality from a handshake. The coworker everyone privately agrees with but won't say it out loud. You're just cutting out the middleman and putting it on a shirt.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash (you're welcome)
Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
Classic crew neck because we're vulgar, not experimental
DTG printed so the colors stay put through the wash cycle
Soft enough to nap in after a long day of identifying terrible people
Is This Actually a Good Gift?
Honestly, yes. If you know someone who says what everyone else is thinking, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or those "I saw this and thought of you" moments (which are the best kind of gift anyway). Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor. Actually, if they don't, that makes it even funnier.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt offensive?To some people, absolutely. But those people probably inspired the design.
What sizes does this come in?S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for everyone who needs to make this particular announcement.
Will the print fade or crack?Nope. DTG printing means the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up wash after wash.
Can I wear this to work?That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.
Is this a good gift for someone I barely know?Only if you want to find out very quickly whether you'll be friends.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who've met enough awful humans to develop a sixth sense for it. The friend who can clock someone's entire personality from a handshake. The coworker everyone privately agrees with but won't say it out loud. You're just cutting out the middleman and putting it on a shirt.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash (you're welcome)
Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
Classic crew neck because we're vulgar, not experimental
DTG printed so the colors stay put through the wash cycle
Soft enough to nap in after a long day of identifying terrible people
Is This Actually a Good Gift?
Honestly, yes. If you know someone who says what everyone else is thinking, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or those "I saw this and thought of you" moments (which are the best kind of gift anyway). Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor. Actually, if they don't, that makes it even funnier.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt offensive?To some people, absolutely. But those people probably inspired the design.
What sizes does this come in?S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for everyone who needs to make this particular announcement.
Will the print fade or crack?Nope. DTG printing means the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up wash after wash.
Can I wear this to work?That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.
Is this a good gift for someone I barely know?Only if you want to find out very quickly whether you'll be friends.
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