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Actual fabric.\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because crime doesn't discriminate by body type.\u003cbr\u003eCrew neck. Low maintenance, like you claim to be.\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the graphic stays sharp wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003cbr\u003eYes, an excellent one.\u003cbr\u003eIt's the gift you get when a gift card feels lazy but you want the person to know you truly get them. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want to win gift-giving. Fair warning: the recipient's mom might have opinions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Size chart is on the page.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. 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