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The WTF Is A Kilometer T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for anyone who sees a road sign in kilometers and feels personally attacked. A skeleton draped in the American flag, asking the question we've all screamed at a Canadian highway sign. Metric system? Don't know her.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who measure distance in football fields and temperature in Fahrenheit because God intended it.
If you've ever been on a road trip near the border and had a genuine moment of confusion (or rage), this shirt is already yours spiritually. You just haven't paid for it yet.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (looking at you, cheap tees)
Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Your body, your patriotic confusion.
Classic crew neck. Nothing weird going on up top.
DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay put, not printed on top like a bumper sticker from 2004.
Soft enough to sleep in, sturdy enough to start an international incident at a Canadian gas station.
Is This a Good Gift?
One of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy.
If they've ever said "why can't the rest of the world just use miles" without a hint of irony, wrap it up. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of them. That's the best kind of gift anyway.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?It's a relaxed unisex fit, so it runs pretty true. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people grab their usual.
Will the print fade or crack?Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. It looks the same on wash fifty as it does on wash one.
Is this shirt actually offensive?Only to people who really love the metric system. So, most of the world. But you're not shopping here to play it safe.
Can I wear this outside the US?You can. And you should. That's kind of the whole point.
Who Actually Wears This?
People who measure distance in football fields and temperature in Fahrenheit because God intended it.
If you've ever been on a road trip near the border and had a genuine moment of confusion (or rage), this shirt is already yours spiritually. You just haven't paid for it yet.
Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (looking at you, cheap tees)
Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Your body, your patriotic confusion.
Classic crew neck. Nothing weird going on up top.
DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay put, not printed on top like a bumper sticker from 2004.
Soft enough to sleep in, sturdy enough to start an international incident at a Canadian gas station.
Is This a Good Gift?
One of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy.
If they've ever said "why can't the rest of the world just use miles" without a hint of irony, wrap it up. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of them. That's the best kind of gift anyway.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?It's a relaxed unisex fit, so it runs pretty true. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people grab their usual.
Will the print fade or crack?Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. It looks the same on wash fifty as it does on wash one.
Is this shirt actually offensive?Only to people who really love the metric system. So, most of the world. But you're not shopping here to play it safe.
Can I wear this outside the US?You can. And you should. That's kind of the whole point.
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