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The Rehab is for Quitters tee from Unethical Threads is for people who commit to their bad decisions. Not a cry for help, more of a mission statement. If sobriety is a journey, this shirt is the U-turn.
Who actually wears this?
People who've heard "you should probably slow down" and took it as a challenge.
Your fun uncle. The friend who always closes the bar. Anyone who treats happy hour like a competitive sport and views quitting as a personal insult. This is the shirt you throw on when you want everyone at the cookout to know exactly where you stand.
Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it
Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (room for poor life choices and snacks)
Crew neck, because you're not an animal
DTG print that holds its color longer than you hold your liquor
Pairs well with bad decisions and a complete lack of shame
Is this actually a good gift?
It's the best gift for anyone who scares you a little at parties.
The friend who says "one more round" at 2 AM and means it. The coworker who has a flask "for emergencies." Just don't give it to someone currently working a program. Read the room.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up wash after wash.
Is this an appropriate gift?
For the right person, it's a perfect gift. For the wrong person, it's an HR complaint. Know your audience.
Can I wear this to family events?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a different question. Thanksgiving gets more interesting, though.
What material is this shirt?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.
Who actually wears this?
People who've heard "you should probably slow down" and took it as a challenge.
Your fun uncle. The friend who always closes the bar. Anyone who treats happy hour like a competitive sport and views quitting as a personal insult. This is the shirt you throw on when you want everyone at the cookout to know exactly where you stand.
Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it
Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (room for poor life choices and snacks)
Crew neck, because you're not an animal
DTG print that holds its color longer than you hold your liquor
Pairs well with bad decisions and a complete lack of shame
Is this actually a good gift?
It's the best gift for anyone who scares you a little at parties.
The friend who says "one more round" at 2 AM and means it. The coworker who has a flask "for emergencies." Just don't give it to someone currently working a program. Read the room.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up wash after wash.
Is this an appropriate gift?
For the right person, it's a perfect gift. For the wrong person, it's an HR complaint. Know your audience.
Can I wear this to family events?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a different question. Thanksgiving gets more interesting, though.
What material is this shirt?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.
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