Product features
The I Love Losing Money tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched their money disappear and decided to make it a personality trait. This is the gambling humor shirt that says what your bank statement already knows. Heavyweight cotton, looks great at the casino, the track, or the unemployment office.
Who actually wears this?
People who've made peace with their financial decisions.
The guy at the poker table who's been rebuying all night. The sports bettor watching their parlay die on the last leg. Your friend who just discovered options trading. Basically anyone who loses money recreationally and wants the world to know they're fully aware.
Heavyweight cotton that feels like money you'll never see again (thick, soft, not that thin stuff)
Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, so your whole degenerate friend group is covered
Crew neck, because you've already made enough questionable choices today
DTG printed directly into the fabric, colors stay vivid wash after wash (unlike your brokerage account)
Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your betting history
Is this a good gift for a gambler?
It's the best gift for a gambler, because they definitely can't afford to buy it themselves.
Poker night, fantasy football draft, casino trip, bachelor party, or just because someone in your life keeps sending you screenshots of their losses. The I Love Losing Money tee is the shirt they didn't know they needed. And it costs less than one bad hand.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Available in S through 4XL.
Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors hold up through the wash cycle better than your portfolio holds up through earnings season.
Is this just about gambling?
It's about whatever way you love losing money. Gambling, crypto, stocks, online shopping at 2 AM. The shirt doesn't judge.
Can I actually wear this to a casino?
You can and you should. The pit boss has seen worse.
Who actually wears this?
People who've made peace with their financial decisions.
The guy at the poker table who's been rebuying all night. The sports bettor watching their parlay die on the last leg. Your friend who just discovered options trading. Basically anyone who loses money recreationally and wants the world to know they're fully aware.
Heavyweight cotton that feels like money you'll never see again (thick, soft, not that thin stuff)
Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, so your whole degenerate friend group is covered
Crew neck, because you've already made enough questionable choices today
DTG printed directly into the fabric, colors stay vivid wash after wash (unlike your brokerage account)
Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your betting history
Is this a good gift for a gambler?
It's the best gift for a gambler, because they definitely can't afford to buy it themselves.
Poker night, fantasy football draft, casino trip, bachelor party, or just because someone in your life keeps sending you screenshots of their losses. The I Love Losing Money tee is the shirt they didn't know they needed. And it costs less than one bad hand.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Available in S through 4XL.
Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors hold up through the wash cycle better than your portfolio holds up through earnings season.
Is this just about gambling?
It's about whatever way you love losing money. Gambling, crypto, stocks, online shopping at 2 AM. The shirt doesn't judge.
Can I actually wear this to a casino?
You can and you should. The pit boss has seen worse.
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